We love our customers, and we want you to feel loved. We also love our products and think you will too. But if you don’t, that’s OK. We still love you.
In fact, we love you so much that if you’re not completely satisfied with your purchase in the first 75 days, we’ll issue you a 100% refund. Just ask.
Not only that, but you can keep using our products even after the refund!
Why? Because we love you. ♥
Want a refund? Just email us at firstname.lastname@example.org.